sniperleader1337 2010-04-05 15:58:42

yes.

Gustavos 2010-04-06 00:55:48

Just eat your f***in' chocolate.

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xxxMike 2010-04-07 18:38:36

Easter is about how every year a mutant rabbit we call the Easter bunny goes througfh a phase that results in it laying eggs. This also happens the day Jesus comes back to collect the rent money the Easter bunny owes him, So every year we hide the abomination of the rabbit's eggs from Jesus, God and Santa by hiding them. If we do this sucessfully then the rabbit will share his Trix with our children for the next year. But every year the terrorists try to trounce our plans by finding the eggs and showing them to jesus, so we have our children trained to get the eggs before the terrorists. We train them by putting plasic eggs hiden throughout their house and property so that the children will find the Easter bunny's eggs for candy and other prizes. If the terrorists every got there hands on an egg it would be the death of us all, because Jesus would be really pissed if he ever found out we were protecting a rabbit that owes him money. So we must always get all the eggs before the terrorists and then when sunset comes the jews kill Jesus for another year and we are safe.
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redjokerx 2010-04-05 15:32:04

ive been told that good friday is when jesus was crucified, and then 3 days later (sunday/easter) is when he rose back from the dead