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MetaKnightPWNS4
Alexander @MetaKnightPWNS4

Age 31, Male

Bluefin Sushi

Kyouou High

The Halberd

Joined on 11/26/09

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CUPCAKES ARE EVIL!

DEMOWICHES ARE EVIL!!!

RUN FROM PAINIS CUPCAKE HE WILL EAT JOO

Painis Cupcake: He will eat you. Makes a unique sound when he moves. Also, if angered, will go apeshit and destroy you.

Pygas: Has the power to teleport and levitate. Can create force-fields and release a terrifying shriek that destroys all who hear it. (Pygas' name comes from Giygas from Earthbound [Mother in Japan])

Hoovy: A failed attempt at a TF2 monster. Abilities consist of moonjumping and giving explosive hugs.

Heavydile: BEWARE, this guy will eat anything. Doesn't really have a signature move, but roams the waters in search of prey. You'd be very unfortunate if you're fishing and catch Heavydile.

Scunt: A random guy, not much is known about this guy, but if you feed him anything, he will go batshit crazy and end up killing you.

Dic Soupcan: Usually harmless, unless angered. When he dances his drunken dance, RUN. If you stay, he reveals his power. His kisses are deadly, so do not approach him when he wants to kiss you. He is immortal and has an eyepatch for a reason. For when he has two eyes, he is far more powerful than anything you've ever seen or heard.
The only way to truely kill him is make him sober.

Seeman: Very easy going guy, enjoys meditating. Does not hurt anyone who likes him. But if you insult him, he unleashes hell with a single word; SEE.

Vagineer: The once peaceful Engineer, a nuclear holocaust transformed him into the Vagineer. Has a mouth shaped like a vagina. If you see him, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE. Not that it will save you, but at least you died tryig to save yourself. When happy he turns back into Engineer, if angered he turns back into Vagineer. Eats people who pose a threat to him or just eats them for the heck of it.

Sewer Medic: Very territorial. Can fire hyper beams from his mouth. Is clumsy and will fall from tall hights. If he drinks Bonk, BEWARE.

Christian Brutal Sniper: A very brutal killer. If he smile pedophillically, look away, you will be paralyzed, and he will kill you. Whatever you do, do not tell him he got blood on your suit. Not sure why he's a Christian...

Jarate Cake Dick: This guy doesn't do much. He goes around quacking(fucking) everyone he sees. He even met his clone. Now they are double trouble. Seemingly interested in guys, not girls.

Snyphurr: A friend of Vagineer's, if Vagineer is in trouble, he summons Snyphurr. Snyphurr's abilities consist of none other than turning people into stone. Is quite effective. Also flies.

Weasel Cake: Peace loving guy, but upholds the law. Will kill anyone he thinks is a threat. Causes explosions when he moves his neck. His legs are broken, so he travels by teleporting. Has many powers; all color coded.
Green: Pukes acid and melts the enemy.
Red: Shrinks his enemy's head.
Light Blue: Uses telekinesis to throw his enemies anywhere.
White: Transforms his enemy into a jar of Jarate.
Blue: Shoots nails from his mouth.
Orange: Removes the enemy's arm muscules and leaves skin and bone.
Pink: MAKES CAKE APPEAR! :D

Abstract Spy: Not much is known about Abstract Spy. He has a muffled voice, and is inflated. That's about it.

a bunch of assholes gave your art zeros for no reason. >:(

Vagineer: Grrrrrrrrrr

YOU ARE ALL WEAK, YOU ARE ALL BLEEDERS!

THEY'RE EATING HER! ...AND THEN THEY'RE GOING TO EAT ME!

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB6fq9Aadwk">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mB6fq9 Aadwk</a> hey heres a funny fake commerial

Lmfao

POLYCOUNT UPDATE, WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
BITCHES DON'T KNOW BOUT MY HOLY MACKREL.
Of course theres a good change you don't even know becuase you have the xbox verion.
T.T

Why do they have to make differences in the games for each console/system its on?!?

lol meet the Engineer.

OMG YOU DIDNT GET THE POLYCOUNT!
DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Da wut

BAD METAKNIGHT BAD.
*hits with rolled up newspaper and squirts water bottle*

*hisses and scratches xxxMike's face off*

<a href="http://cdn.anyhub.net/thebest404pageever/swf/Wii_Music_gameplay.swf">http://cdn.anyhub.net/thebest404pagee ver/swf/Wii_Music_gameplay.swf</a>
The only way to win is by having a series of arm spazms.

lmfao

new post come and chek it out

Dude... you seriously dont have the polycount... they added over 50 fucking items and a trading system. The fucking Scout has a fish for a melee!!

0.o AWESOME

Also do you have a fucking fetish? (the word, not the action)

You forgot the nazi medic

CBS killed them.
ALL OF THEM.