Fuck my parents! And I still hate my sisters! - by MetaKnightPWNS4

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Fuck my parents! And I still hate my sisters!

Posted by MetaKnightPWNS4 - August 10th, 2010

I hate it how my sisters go in my room and take the Wii out and play it in their room. (other side of house in my house) AND THEY DONT PUT IT BACK. I wouldn't have a problem if they would just bring it back.

Okay, so get this:

I'm sitting in my room playing SSBB Subspace Emissary, and my family gets back home with friends over, and they want to play the Wii. Well, I overheard my dad saying that they can play it IF I'M NOT USING IT. So my sister comes in and says:
Sister: Gimme the Wii.
Me: Um, can't you see I'm USING IT?
S: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD. (name censored) ISN'T USING THE WII AND HE WON'T GIVE IT TO US.
Dad: (name censored), GIVE IT TO THEM RIGHT NOW!
M: But dad, I'm in the middle of a game!
D: No you're not, now give it to them!
M: BUT I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A FREAKIN GAME!!!
D: Your sisters said you weren't, so give it to them!
M: NO!
*dad comes in my room*
D: Give it to them right now!
M: Dad, dad! Listen to me! I woul-(dn't mind if they brought the Wii back in)
D: I don't care, give it to them!
M: NO! NOT IF THEY AREN'T GOING T-(o bring it back in my room!)
D: Give. It. To. Them. NOW.
M: You're not listening to me!
D: Alright, you're grounded.
M: FOR WHAT?!? I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING AND YOU NEVER LISTEN!
D: Alright. Tell me.
M: I was trying to say that I wouldn't mind when they took it out if they brought it back into my room!
D: Well it doesn't matter now, because you're grounded and it isn't coming back into your room!

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Magnet-Boy 2010-08-10 14:24:48

fuck your sister and your parents

MetaKnightPWNS4 2010-08-10 14:24:48

EW!

Desknight 2010-08-10 14:32:22

Why its awesome being an only child ^w^!
But onto your little problem.
Wait a bit for your folks to calm down and when you're parents are resting up try to go up and talk to your dad. First thing is to say that your sis can have the Wii for now and that you really don't care about that one incident. What you DO want to tell him is how you don't like it that she never has the decency to return it to your room once she's done with it because it is your Wii. You don't mind sharing it and she can take it when she wants but you just don't like it that she doesn't give it back as if its hers.
Hopefully your folks will be calm enough to take you seriously and talk to your sis when she's done and hopefully from then on you can take proper ownership of your Wii again. If she doesn't return it again in the future tell you parents, just don't do it in a whiny-bitchy voice like kids on TV cause that'll just piss off your parents. Take everything seriously, calmly, and at the right time and hopefully everything will be easier.

MetaKnightPWNS4 2010-08-10 14:32:22 (Updated 2010-08-10 16:07:19)

Ya right. My parents would never listen to me. Whenever I try to tell them what happened they say, "I don't wanna hear about it! Now be quiet!"

Desknight 2010-08-10 14:34:24

Also if he pulls out the "You're still grounded" card just accept it, say Fine, but please in the future so that this never happens again.

MetaKnightPWNS4 2010-08-10 14:34:24

...............................

piepants 2010-08-10 14:46:14

i love being an only child.
your family is horrible

MetaKnightPWNS4 2010-08-10 14:46:14

They are, I swear.

FunkyDealerX 2010-08-10 14:51:19

reminds me of my dad he never listens
good thing hes at another country because he found a job there

MetaKnightPWNS4 2010-08-10 14:51:19

Lucky bastard. But I still love my parents, I just hate them right now.

xxxMike 2010-08-10 15:11:47

BWAHAHAHA, I LOVE LISTENING TO THESE STORIES. Sorry about the incedent, BUT IT NEVER HAPPENED TO ME. I'm my parents favorite, I know that sounds bad but its true, and my sis already moved out, so I'm in the clear.
Now, based on your use of CAPITAL LETTERS, I can tell you over reacted. After the part when your dad said: "Your sisters said you weren't, so give it to them!", YOU DID THE WORST POSSIBLE THING YOU COULD DO. You said no. Parents hate that. Instead of saying no, you could have at least said that THEY LIED. Then when he came in you could SHOW him that you were in the middle of a game.
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OR, since you were fine with them using it, you couldv'e told your dad that they didn't ask nicely and were being quite rude, then after your sisters say please or whatever then you say, as long as you bring it back.
THEN. YOUR. DONE.
Seriously, parents hate when arguments are draged out. End it politely and its over. AND IF YOU CANT DO THIS FOR WHATEVER REASON, (lack of willpower?) then exept your punishment like a man.
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OR you can play the guilt card with the whole you never listen. Dont even bother telling him, then either the argument ends, or your dad gets caught off gaurd and isn't as pissed off. With the guilt card it also helps if you act a tad emo.
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All things aside you just need to be smart and logical. Of course I don't know your parents so I can't be exact, Tell them what they want to hear, Don't be a bitch, yadda yadda, you get the gist.

MetaKnightPWNS4 2010-08-10 15:11:47

1. I showed him that I was playing the game, and he just said, "How do I know you didn't just turn it on?"

2. Sheesh, you sound like you have it ALL planned out. You don't even know m-*looks at bottom* k. But my sisters are so stubborn that they will do ANYTHING just to get what they want. Anything meaning like hurt someone real bad. Not in the way you perverted people on the internet think.

3. I used the guilt card WAY too many times in the past, even wrote a fake suicide note. Ya, they've seen it all.

4. ^ (response from second comment)

I just SERIOUSLY HATE IT how my sisters say, "OH HE PUNCHED ME" even when I DIDN'T (most of the time), and my parents believe it just because I'm older and they think I'm a loose cannon. Now, when I say, "She scratched me!" and I'm fucking bleeding, he'll say, "Oh c'mon, be a man. It isn't that bad." Now, if I so much as FLICK her, he'll go apeshit on me.

xxxMike 2010-08-10 15:14:59

Also you get too angry. "Fuck my parents!"?????

MetaKnightPWNS4 2010-08-10 15:14:59 (Updated 2010-08-10 16:00:36)

Well, I'm still really upset that they were planning to move out of this house for a year and never told me. We are moving tomorrow.

xxxMike 2010-08-10 16:35:23

Wait, your grounded but your still on the computer? You got it nice man, seriously, don't push it.

MetaKnightPWNS4 2010-08-10 16:35:23

I'm using my laptop in secret...

xxxMike 2010-08-10 16:45:06

Oh and the next time you get accused of just turning it on, remember this. The Wii MAILS YOU AFTER YOU STOP PLAYING, TELLING YOU HOW LONG YOU PLAYED.

MetaKnightPWNS4 2010-08-10 16:45:06

IDK, It'll be over in like, what, 10 days... then I can just sneak it back into my room.

xxxMike 2010-08-10 16:45:30

5 comment streak, ftw.

MetaKnightPWNS4 2010-08-10 16:45:30

lol

M4NS1AY3R 2010-08-10 17:42:34

OH SHIT

MetaKnightPWNS4 2010-08-10 17:42:34

(divides by zero)

Titan00 2010-08-10 18:10:55

dam,that shit jus happened to me a month ago....except it was my mom.

MetaKnightPWNS4 2010-08-10 18:10:55

Ya? I feel ya...............................
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chillbro 2010-08-10 18:46:47

Congratulations you are one of the many people who's parents suck

MetaKnightPWNS4 2010-08-10 18:46:47

WHAT DO I WIN?!?!

xxxMike 2010-08-10 20:32:44

^
You win being grounded!!!

MetaKnightPWNS4 2010-08-10 20:32:44

But that SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!

WiiFittoToreinaa 2010-08-10 22:59:59

huh your parents reminds me of folfs parent he chould of just see for himself

MetaKnightPWNS4 2010-08-10 22:59:59

Folf?

xxxMike 2010-08-11 00:12:22

Heheh.... I thought of something. Your dad was right, the wii isn't going back in your room, your moving.

MetaKnightPWNS4 2010-08-11 00:12:22

Y'know, as mad as I am, I actually laughed at that. Curse you...

soda561 2010-08-11 01:50:57

when i talk back to my dad he givs up cuz i still do the things even if im grounded =)

MetaKnightPWNS4 2010-08-11 01:50:57

Lucky bastard...

chillbro 2010-08-11 11:43:05

Why do the parents always go for the Wii?

MetaKnightPWNS4 2010-08-11 11:43:05

Cuz they know it's they very source of my entertainment.

crossbone9the9heghog 2010-08-11 14:56:08

WTF? cenesored name? wtf is rong with you

MetaKnightPWNS4 2010-08-11 14:56:08

I don't want people stalking me on FaceBook.(Not that I ever go on, anyway...)
Although, chillbro, perfectedidiot2(now ProtoManBlues), and a lot of others who knew my first account know my name.

crossbone9the9heghog 2010-08-11 15:01:38

aha i know how to make your sister wont anoy you
1: get a gaming pc(speed @ 3.5 ghz cpu)(gpu ati 4000 series)
2:download the dolphin emulator(a program for you to play wii &game cube games on pc
3:put it in your room so evry 1 will think your using it (DONT LET ANY1 SEE YOU PLAYING IT)
there now your sister wont see you

MetaKnightPWNS4 2010-08-11 15:01:38

Um...WHERE THE FUCK CAN I DOWNLOAD THAT?