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Awesomeness

If you are finding this hard, just kill as many zombies as you can and die. U get to keep the money u got from killing them! Keep repeating this until u have enough money to buy the Minigun and the Barret M82. Also, if u can, buy barricades even if u use the kill-as-many-zombies-then-die strategy. Although... it makes the game much less fun... only use this if u NEED help.

Best two mercs to have in my opinion are Kris (black hair, glasses) and Wendy (blonde chick). Also, I couldnt help but notice, the only black man in the game (Louis [PILLS HERE]) has WHITE hands. LOL

ALSO IMPORTANT If you can, place ur barricades close enough so that u can see in front of it.

USE EXPLOSIVES. I cant tell u how many times I got my ass saved thanks to dynamite.

Now, onto the review itself:

I enjoyed every minute of this game, although theres some things I would like done...

-More Mercs. Add L4D2 characters. Also, ZOEY ISNT A MERC? D:
-More areas. I would love to play this game for DAYS on end. But sadly I p0lay through this in only one day...
-More guns. MOAR! I NEEDZ MAH GUNZ! I loved the variety of guns, but it seemed like there wasnt a lot to choose from.
-More variety of zombies. The same face on a zombie was getting old. Make larger amount of different designed zombies. Also, ZOMBIES CANT USE WEAPONS. They are too stupid.
-More barricade choices. Maybe like one or two wouldnt hurt.

Sorry about all the "mores". I just like this game so much, I want it to get better RIGHT NAO!!!1one!11oneone!1

Wow...look at all the hatred...

I find this hilarious. Anyone who comment(ed/s) DUDE I'M AN EMO AND THATS OFFENSIVE! should cut themselves. And die. It says "slit your nose" so IF YOU DON'T LIKE THINGS THAT ARE OFFENSIVE TO EMO PEOPLE, DON'T FUCKING PLAY IT! And for goodness sakes, dont give it a 0 just cuz its offensive to EMOS. I mean, if I made a flash making a black person catching KFC in his mouth, you'd probably rate 5 or above. WHATS THE DIFFERENCE, PEOPLE? Vote based on the potential, funness, and time that was put into it! Damn!

You can change ur score! xD

I made mine 9001!

Awesome beyond belief...loved the music...

First off, let me say I LOVE the Larry series! I kinda count this as an official episode. I liked the vast majority of weapons, ranging from a wooden sword to a Keyblade! Oh yeah, and there's this one problem with the immorality cheat...it doesn't work when you're falling from the pit. Please fix this.

BOSS GUIDE

Alright, I'm not looking through 1,233 reviews, so here's mine.

---Mage Master---
It's a law that all first bosses have to be easy, and this game isn't going to jail. He has 3 attacks. His first one is casting spells. Poison, Ice, Power, or regular. AVOID HIS ICE ONE! You can make him not cast any spells if you keep on hitting him. >:D His 2nd attack is causing meteors to hit the ground. Avoid these if you wish, it won't do a lot of damage. If you want to dodge, look at the floor to see the shadows. His 3rd attack is summoning gnome clones. They are black (I'M NOT A RACIST)and not colored. These take 2 hits to kill, one if you're raging. Kill the clones if you need health.

---Gnome on the Boar---
This one may be a bit hard to figure out. But what you need to do to them is go to the bottom of the screen. Wait for the screen to start shaking. Then go to the top. That way, Boar can't ram you. Keep doing this until Gnome throws arrows at you. Swap your weapon for the arrow and go to the center of the screen. When they try to ram you, throw the arrow at them. Boar will be stunned and Gnome can't move. (NOTE This does NOT work with any other weapon) Then pick up your weapon and spam the attack button. Look out for when the Boar lands, for it will cause an earthquake. Jump to avoid this. Wash, Rinse, Repeat.

---Freak---
BE CAREFUL, Freak is REALLY deadly! One or two attacks from him and the maggots with have a feast! First off, it's best to put your weapon down for this one. He has two attacks. First one is just slashing you. This will do decent damage. If you attack him, he will go to the other side and go across the sceen hacking and slashing. THIS KILLS YOU WITH ONE HIT. His only weakness is his hunger, so throw a fruit at him that the audience throws at you. He will be eating, and while he's eating, you can attack him! To avoid his hacking and slashing move, sprint jump over him. It's the only way to avoid that move without raging. Repeat until dead.

---Gnome King---
This one's easier than the 3rd boss! I guess this game is going to jail! xD First off, DO NOT DESTROY THE CRATES. You need them for the fight. Hit-and-run tactic will do you good. He has 4 attacks. One is smashing with his septre. Easy to dodge. 2nd is a single fire ball. You can almost always dodge this. 3rd is a flame from his crown. Go to other side to dodge this. 4th is jumping and causing the ceiling to give way. JUMP UP WHEN HE LANDS. IT WILL DO YOU IN. Watch the shadows for hints on where to dodge. Rage when you can. Go back to the room you entered to break the crates for health and other goodies.

---Hidden Medal Guide---
To find all the hidden medals(AKA cameo swords), just look where this tells you to. Just so you know, you can only find 2 one time around, so start new games to find them all.

First place is the level after you beat the Boar. When you swing from the vines, there will be some platforms in between some of the vines(you need to get low to see them) there will be one sword there. The second one is in the gnome city, when you cross the gap, there will be trampolines. Find the sword there. HOPE THIS HELPS!

JAZZA, I can't believe you did it again. This is pure epicness. One thing, how the hell are we supposed to severe 20 gnome heads in a row? And how's it 25 points? Sorry, someone help me? <:)

"Speaking of being pissed off, I really gotta urinate. Bye! ... Roll credits!" xD xD xD

WRRRY! So many memes!

Tip: hold a keybor\ard button and aim with mouse,
Memes I encountered so far:
Longcat
Awesome Face
Shoop da Whoop
WRRYYY!
Egg bomb thing? (Idk if this is a meme or not)
Blue Screen of Death. Oh wait, that's MY computer...shit.
I loved it. I always love memes, and this is a meme overdose!

TOO MUCH LAG

Everything is perfect, except for the lag. I was talking to Krinkels, Luis, AND rina-chan!

Prank called this man I hate...

How it went:
-HELLO THERE MIKE!
Ummm...my name's not Mike, and who is this?
-M. I. K. E. Mike!
What?
-Me have question for you.
Alright, I guess...
-What kind of cookies are there?
What the hell? Who is this?!
-What kinda answer is that?
I'm gonna hang up if you don't tell me who you are.
-Mike!
Mike, huh?
-That the question lady!
(forgot what he says right here)
-Do you have cookies?
Why the hell do you want my cookies?
-It a cookie!
Too bad, you asshole, you can't have any!!!
-One measly cookie?
NO!
-No?! Why not?
For one, I don't even know who you are! 2. You're gay!
-*gasp* COOOKIEEES!!! OM NOM NOM NOM
What the fuck is wrong with you?
-*presses friendship and cookies speech button*
*hangs up*
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

DarkMagus667 responds:

lol! Someone called a Bakery with it a While back. Was pretty win.

Excellent

Fun and extremely challenging. Loved how on level 4, you can stomp the guy who gives directions! XD
And hey, andrewman78? Have you tried NOT GETTING A LOT OF CLONES? More clones there are, the longer the lag.
Also loved the remixes.
Was that Shigeru Miyamoto as the last boss? o_O"

Great time-killer.

But, one question.
Hidden medals=
Be My Fan and Be The Artist's Fan? No. Plus, it doesn't work.

I agree with darkster1 all the way...

This is fucking rediculous.
Can't even get past the FIRST lotus battle. >:C

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